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here's a character-by-character synopsis.

Rand: Acts crazy. And has been spending too much time bending light in the Warbreaker universe.
Mat: Complains about gurls and pays a brief visit to some other (literary) universe. Stephen King, call your office.
Perrin: Dithers and moans.
Nynave: Yanks her braid while calling Mat all kinds of startling things.
Egwene: Acts uppity to her elders. And is guilty of forgery.
Elayne: Acts petulant, sniffs, raises her chin, folds her arms under her breasts, takes baths, and changes clothes a lot. Probably.
Avienda: Drips.
Min: Needs a chir'o'practor or similar ter'angreal.
Lan: Is going the distance. He's going for SPEED. He's all alone (ALL ALONE) all alone in his time of need.
Moiraine: Wouldn't even *recognize* Siuan.
Moridin: Takes a nap.
Semirhage: Eats beans in an unusual way.
Graendal: Gets punched in the face.
Demandred: Explains everything, provided you can decipher everything from three extremely uninformative sentences of four words each.
Cadsuane: Acts condescending. For everyone else's good, of course.
Thom: Gets fewer lines than Talmanes, of all people.
Juilin: Gets fewer lines than Thom.
Talmanes: Gets a new pipe and a personality transplant.
Jain Bloody Farstrider: Is Thom's brother, or his servant, or maybe both.
Bayle Domon: Mumbles once.
Loial: Is aka Ogier Not Even Mentioned In This Book.
Beonin, Leane, Logain, Taim, Mattin Steppaneos, and many other characters-of-interest: Who the hell knows? Dammit, I *enjoyed* all that detail!!!
Lews Therin Telamon: Likes Weiramon. Go figure.
Sheriam: Gets a haircut.
Siuan: Tells fishin' stories.
Gareth Bryne: Sleeps with his sword.
Rodel Ituralde: Can't go home.
Davram Bashere: Can't either.
Lord Agelmere: Can. BUT WILL HE?
Hurin: Is still a dork.
Tam al'Thor: Is a very bad actor. The critics rate him "half a balefire".
Berelain: Doesn't sleep with Perrin.
Faile: Doesn't sleep.
Tuon: Dies. May she live forever.
Laras: Ain't a darkfriend.
Elaida: Is made to Suffa.
Gawyn: Annoys Egwene almost as much as he annoys me.
Shemerin: Finds an exciting new occupation.
Aldrin: Stuns me that so many people actually remember where we first met him. I only *thought* I was a wot maniac!
The BA Hunters: Pities da fools.
Hopper: Hops. Really.
Bela: Lives! 'Nuff said.

Verin... Alas, Verin can't be written off so quickly.
Verin:
* reminds us that in the Old Tongue, you can't "verb" any noun, nor can you "noun" any verb.
* reminds us that in the Old Tongue, "ta'veren" means "bloody huge plot contrivance".
* should have her own Old Tongue word: "O'Ran'Jah'Jah".
* is not only a BA, but is also a BA.
* woke my wife up so that I could gloat that what she thought was my most wild-assed theory was 100% right.

And finally....

Asmodean: Is dead. RAFO.

By the first Oath, you know my words to be true, from one who lived it.